Monday, February 4, 2008

Suffix and Prefix of "LAN"

I was just learned that any word start and end with "LAN" is a vulgarity.

When LAN stands alone, it means "Local Area Network". Same applies to those words with prefix and suffix of "LAN", they are just Local Area Nonsense.

Tulan-Very frustrated
Sample sentence- I was very tulan with his selfish and kiasu attitude.

Lanlit-Arrogant
Sample sentence- He is not welcomed because he is very lanlit.

Lanhiamp-Serious
Sample sentence-
Person A: John banged his head to the glass door and had 30 stitches on his head.
Person B: So lanhiamp ah? Is he okay now?

I was scolded just now for saying lanhiamp.... I was innocent, okay?! I didn't know it's a vulgarity... Kenny also used tulan for 'n' times la....

10 comments:

James2spooky said...

Depends on which language you speak in, lan has different meanings. Usually only chinese dialect's lans are rude words. Mandarin's lan (烂) just mean something is broken or spoilt. In English, lan is not even a word and has no meaning (Internet's LAN is a shortform) and when used as prefix or suffix they all aren't vulgar.

So my point was, we can now type lan as many times as we wish without feeling guilty...LoL

Wey Yew said...

waa..lan...Lan can have many meanings yo. Exp: lansi, malan, landiu, walan, lanjiao, diulan, lanlek...i use this words sometimes..hehe...btw..nvr heard of lanlit and lanhiamp...hehe new words for me tho..thx :P

Karen said...

actually...i dono wt's tu*** means wan...i noe it's quite a harsh word bt juz dono wt's it haha...tat word is in hokkien o wt o?

nostalgia.jesskang said...

Malan, landiu, walan, diulan?

Lanlit and lanhiamp are both in Hokkien...

Yea, Karen, it's harsh to use....

~K£cќ~ said...

LOL so many vulgars XDXD

Shane said...

Like this post.. Haha.. SO many 'lan' here..
Juz knew 'lan' has so many functions.. Hahahaha...

Karen, wanna know the meaning of 'tulan'??

First you hv to know what is 'tu'..
'Tu' in hokkien and Teo Chew mean 'pig'

'lan',, Haha,, KNow la..

So 'tulan' means pig's ________..

Dunou y they use 'tu' to describe 'lan' hor..

Y not 'kaulan, ngiaulan, gulan, koylan, ak lan, .. what else??? Not bad what...

OH yeah, jess, one more,,'cau lan'..

~K£cќ~ said...

@.@ XD dun teach bad word here la LOL

ż£ż™ said...

Wow, quite a scenery here.

Jess I hope that you are well aware that Kenny does speak vulgar words, frequently.

nostalgia.jesskang said...

I'm wondering if vulgarities make the situation warmer... See Kenny and Nicolekiss like to use so much... And worst of worst, both of them are my great idols.. I'm not kidding!

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